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29 September 09

Relationship advice for my best friend.

If you treat a girl the way you treat me—the person you call your best friend—good luck buddy.

  1. Girls like to be called. Every day.
  2. Girls don’t appreciate feeling like “video games vs. time with me,” is a big decision for you.
  3. “How’s that working out for you?” won’t cut it when a girl tells you how she is feeling.
  4. “I don’t know,” is NEVER a viable answer to the question “Can we hang out?”. I know it’s more polite than the real answer… “No. I’m busy playing Halo,” but I assure you, girls find both answers equally repulsive. Anything other than “Of course,” or, “No. I’m in the hospitable with Skin Melting Off Syndrome,” is wrong.
  5. After a girl texts you, a timer automatically begins. With each minute you waste replying, her thoughts become more and more morbid. Here’s a sample: Minute 2 - “Oh…he’s probably driving.” Minute 30 - “OMG THAT CHEATING WHORE. I’LL BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN.” Minute 60 - *crying in the floor* Ten minutes is the absolute maximum acceptable amount of time to reply, and that’s when she is in a good mood.
  6. If it takes you 2 hours to return a girl’s call, she expects an explanation immediately after the word “hello.” Do not wait for her to ask. If she has to ask, it’s way too late. Once again, “I was playing Halo,” or “My phone was upstairs,” are not viable excuses.
  1. mcphillips93 reblogged this from projectglockenspiel and added:
    haha This guy knows...women think, or at least he’s off
  2. aragee reblogged this from jannatherese
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  4. normantan reblogged this from ronaldcimafranca and added:
    I just find it so funny that cima tagged this as Ancient History.
  5. liplockbraces reblogged this from omfgitsrelly
  6. omfgitsrelly reblogged this from jannatherese and added:
    SHOOT! number 5!!!! hahaha. paranoid much.
  7. ronaldcimafranca reblogged this from selloutboy47 and added:
    True. A long time ago, my girlfriend asked me why it took me so long to phone her after I dropped her off at her home. I...
  8. jannatherese reblogged this from selloutboy47 and added:
    WAAAHHHH! NUMBER 5 and 6!! I SWEAR!!! Was I the one who made this?? No seriously. Hal don’t react!!!! HAHAHA! Defensive...
  9. selloutboy47 reblogged this from heelsoverheadoverheels
  10. maraislove reblogged this from kishamarie and added:
    >:( I cannot agree more. Hahaha especially 5 and 6!!
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  13. seoulite reblogged this from herbutterflykisses and added:
    If you treat a girl the way you treat me—the person you call your best friend—good luck buddy. Girls like to be called....
  14. herbutterflykisses reblogged this from heelsoverheadoverheels and added:
    hahaha this is great.
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  17. inyourbase reblogged this from kyerabianca and added:
    I should forward this to my boyfriend.
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  24. invisiblestars reblogged this from heelsoverheadoverheels and added:
    LOL. True. I’m not that paranoid tho.
  25. heelsoverheadoverheels reblogged this from trulyme
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  27. trulyme reblogged this from projectglockenspiel and added:
    BAHAHAHA. love it.
  28. skizymagoo reblogged this from projectglockenspiel and added:
    on pointtt! Hahaha
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  30. lifeofamore reblogged this from starkravingchristian and added:
    Understood. I’m not a phone person either but that doesn’t sound like much of a relationship though. Just my opinion.
  31. larabelle reblogged this from projectglockenspiel
  32. starkravingchristian reblogged this from lifeofamore and added:
    I am not a phone person. I’m a busy person. I have better things to do than wait by the phone. I would rather we caught...
  33. lifeofamore reblogged this from starkravingchristian and added:
    A call once a week? Really? Lol, that is NOT acceptable in my book. I mean I’m not a huge phone person but at the very...
  34. samflower reblogged this from projectglockenspiel and added:
    I hate to always be...voice of obnoxious feminism over here, buuuut…I feel
  35. starkravingchristian reblogged this from projectglockenspiel and added:
    Calling every second or third day is okay…even once...week… as long as there is some...
  36. lifeofamore reblogged this from projectglockenspiel and added:
    HAHAHAH, Number FIVE...so on point. That...totally my though...
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