Please…does anyone know where I can get a Turboman doll? Every store I’ve gone to only has Booster left. Running out of options and I’ve got a parade to go to soon. Plus I’m pretty stressed cause Phil Hartman lives next door and he’s been hitting on my wife and eating my cookies. What a freak this guy is. He brought a reindeer home. A REINDEER! Where does one even procure such a creature around here? All the single moms on the block are on his junk like a fat kid on flamin hot cheetos. Oh yeah, came home last night and the dude was on MY house putting lights up. But I digress.
Anybody got any leads? I know its late but my kid really wants one of these and I already missed like 6 of his karate or chi jatsu or whateverthefu classes he takes so the wife is breathin down my neck…and not in a good way. And please, no shady business. Man, do I have a story about that.
Possible careers:
Oh crap. There’s not a lot of choices. Um. Working nights will open up the day for schooling. There’s a slight…ly possible chance I’ll be taking courses to become a paramedic. Yes sir. So here’s what I’m thinking: I’ll be a paramedic who counsels patients in a movie announcer voice. There has to be a market for this, right? But yeah, there’s way too much Febreeze on this futon. I’m choking to death on mountain freshness.
Tattoo.
I probably shouldn’t. Yeah. I shouldn’t.
BUT DANGIT. I have several tattoo ideas…. ideas that would be meaningful and HELPFUL to me. But yeah. I shouldn’t. All the ideas involve areas that can’t be easily hidden, and who knows what the future holds. I’ll have to wait.
